10 signs you know you're getting old

1. When you're suddenly anxious about wrinkles 

2. When you look at children crying and will them to stop immediately

3. When you say "when I was younger..." or "back in my day..."

4. When you find grey hairs. SHOCK HORROR! 

5. When you don't get ID'd anymore 

6. When you're a parent

7. When children say you're old. As if we needed reminding! 

8. When you don't understand the new lingo the kids are saying; BT Dubs, reem, sick, dope... I blame Joey Essex 

9. When you don't know who reality TV stars are

10. When you don't remember people's names after meeting them 2 minutes earlier